{"product_id":"my-upcoming-game","title":"My Upcoming Game","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eBAD DECISIONS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Party Game Where Every Choice Makes Your Life Better… or Way, Way Worse.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou’re going to make bad decisions anyway. Might as well make them with your friends.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 PRE-ORDER NOW — LIMITED FIRST BATCH 🔥\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎲 What Is Bad Decisions?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBad Decisions is a chaotic party game about \u003cstrong\u003echoices, consequences, luck, and questionable judgment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ll face ridiculous situations, make difficult choices, chase opportunities, survive disasters, and watch your friends completely destroy their fictional lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe goal?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave the best life by the end of the game.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe problem?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryone else is trying to screw you over.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🧠 EVERY DECISION HAS CONSEQUENCES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou never know what’s coming next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou might:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💰 Get rich\u003cbr\u003e📚 Destroy your GPA\u003cbr\u003e❤️ Find love\u003cbr\u003e💀 Lose everything\u003cbr\u003e🍀 Get insanely lucky\u003cbr\u003e🤦 Make an absolutely terrible decision\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery round brings a new situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose wisely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🃏 HOW IT WORKS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e1. DRAW A SITUATION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA ridiculous situation appears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e2. MAKE YOUR DECISION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose what YOU would do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e3. FACE THE CONSEQUENCES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour decision changes your fictional life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e4. PLAY THE OPPORTUNITY, CHAOS \u0026amp; DISASTER CARDS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThings can go very right…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr unbelievably wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e5. SURVIVE UNTIL THE END\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrack your \u003cstrong\u003eMoney, GPA, Social Life, Energy, Reputation \u0026amp; more.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen find out who actually won.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e😈 IT'S NOT JUST A GAME.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the moment when your friend says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Bro… there's no way you're actually choosing that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd you respond:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Watch me.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎉 Game nights\u003cbr\u003e🍕 Pre-games\u003cbr\u003e🏠 House parties\u003cbr\u003e🎓 University students\u003cbr\u003e🚗 Road trips\u003cbr\u003e🏕️ Trips with friends\u003cbr\u003e🎂 Parties\u003cbr\u003e😂 Groups who make questionable decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3+ players\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e18+\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30–90 minutes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e🎁 BE ONE OF THE FIRST PLAYERS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're producing the \u003cstrong\u003efirst batch of Bad Decisions\u003c\/strong\u003e now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy pre-ordering, you're helping bring the game to life \u003cstrong\u003ebefore the first full production run.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePRE-ORDER PRICE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$XX.XX CAD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRegular price after launch: \u003cstrong\u003e$XX.XX CAD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eFIRST BATCH ONLY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eWHAT YOU GET\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Bad Decisions game includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🃏 Situation Cards\u003cbr\u003e🟢 Opportunity Cards\u003cbr\u003e🔵 Disaster Cards\u003cbr\u003e⚫ Chaos Cards\u003cbr\u003e📊 Life Dashboards\u003cbr\u003e🎲 Game components\u003cbr\u003e📖 Full rulebook\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEverything you need to start making terrible decisions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e⚠️ WARNING\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBad Decisions may cause:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Arguments over extremely stupid choices\u003cbr\u003e• Uncontrollable laughter\u003cbr\u003e• Friends exposing each other's terrible judgment\u003cbr\u003e• \"That's actually what I would do\"\u003cbr\u003e• Revenge\u003cbr\u003e• New inside jokes\u003cbr\u003e• Someone saying \u003cstrong\u003e\"ONE MORE GAME\"\u003c\/strong\u003e at 2 AM\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlay responsibly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour decisions are your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eYOU HAVE TWO CHOICES.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOPTION A:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep scrolling through Instagram.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOPTION B:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake your first Bad Decision.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🔥 PRE-ORDER BAD DECISIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ PRE-ORDER NOW ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited first batch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose wisely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOr don't.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBAD DECISIONS™\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoices. 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